Hot

Loose Tooth Dream

I rarely remember my dreams, and when I do they’re usually banal. Amy loves to bring up the time I dreamt about eating a very tasty sandwich. It was memorably delicious. And I ate it. That was it.

My only recurring dream, an example of which I experienced last night, involves my having a loose front tooth. In the dream, I am quite worried about both the cause — why is this happening? — and the effect — I will look disfigured; it will cost a lot of money to fix. People advise me to leave it alone, but I can’t stop wiggling it. I don’t recall, however, that it has ever fallen out.

It turns out that the loose-tooth dream topic isn’t entirely uncommon. I usually don’t put too much truck in dream interpretation since I don’t subscribe to the notion of archetypes or the subconscious. Searching for the “meaning” of this kind of dream has further cemented my belief that a dream analysis is either (a) a bunch of hooey, or (b) so unique to an individual that it cannot be abstracted to a general theory (likely both). As in astrology and biblical “scholarship,” dream analysis leaves the practitioner a comfortable margin of error, as can be seen by these highly divergent interpretations of the “loose tooth dream”:

Continue reading "Loose Tooth Dream" »

Pumping Up

I’ve been working out with dumbbells lately and now Amy has decided she wants in on the fitness action. Knowing our laziness, however, she realized that if we had to keep switching weights on and off the dumbbells it’d just give us an excuse to not do it at all and we’d sink back into our slothful existence. So, we headed out to Play It Again Sports over the weekend to pick up another set of dumbbell rods for her.

Amy also decided she needed a few more lighter weights for herself, so we picked out four 2.5 pound disks in addition to the rods. Ray was acting up a bit, so Amy scooped him up and took him out to the car while I went up to pay.

I was a bit self-conscious about buying, essentially, two 5-pound dumbbells, but the clerks were pretty busy gabbing with each other and weren’t paying customers a whole lot of attention. I paid for the weights and as I was scooping them up off the counter to leave, the cashier said: “Have a good set, man.”

I related this to Amy when I got back to the car, and she laughed so hard she started to cry.

“Did you clarify things with him?” she asked between sobs.

“No,” I replied. “I was caught off-guard. I may have even said ‘You too.’”

“That’s worse than having to buy tampons,” she acknowledged.

Now I either have to go back there and buy the 50 lb. weights, or never shop there again.

Play Doorbell, Play it LOUD

The White Stripes’ “My Doorbell” is Ray’s favorite song at the moment. According to him, he likes it “so, so, so, so much.” He also needs it played “loud ‘cause I like it loud.” And every time the word “doorbell” is sung, Ray repeats in a voice full of wonder that there can be a song about a doorbell, of all things.

I found the video on You Tube. It’s in arty black-and-white with Jack and Meg playing… to a crowd of small children.

How appropriate.

Link in case the embedded player doesn’t work

It’s an Apostrophe Thing

I love Bob’s Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Idiots! My Dear Mother is a bit of a grammar Nazi, and some of it rubbed off on me. Misuse of apostrophes is one of our biggest pet-peeves. This reminds me of a story…

Continue reading "It’s an Apostrophe Thing" »

World’s Ugliest Baby Picture

This photo of me as a baby used to be up at our old family web site, but it’s been offline for a while now. After my last ultra-serious post, I thought this would liven things up around here a bit. (Click to enlarge…if you dare.)