Cohabitation

Amy and Major and Brad and Angelina

Funny, when Amy and I chose to not get married, we didn’t get the press coverage that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting.

Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won’t be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.

“Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,” the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine’s October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

Maybe it’s that our names don’t lend themselves to “Brangelina”-esque mash-ups.

That, and, you know, we’re not famous celebrities.

Yet.

Judge Rules N.C. Anti-Cohabitation Law Unconstitutional

A North Carolina law that states, in part: “If any man and woman, not being married to each other, shall lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed and cohabit together, they shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor” was declared unconstitutional by a state judge today.

Phew. Now Amy and I can finally move to Raleigh and associate lewdly and lasciviously there. We’ve been waiting all this time….

We are, however, still not welcome in Blackjack, MO.