This one happened after I put the laptop away.
[As the bus pulls up next to a Denny’s]
Teenage Girl 1: You know what’s terrible? Denny’s.
Teenage Girl 2: Oh, I know! It sucks.
TG1: It’s like, the food looks good, but then you taste it and it’s all yuck!
TG2: I know. It’s just like Play-Doh.
TG1: (laughs) It’s not like Play-Doh!
TG2: It’s totally like Play-Doh! I always thought Play-Doh looked really appetizing. But it tastes really bad.






