Q: What’s typically hairy, bony, and flexible, and is currently wet and covered with blood and bruises?
A) A wounded Sasquatch gymnast just discovered outside Fremont and chased into the ship canal.
B) Jo-Jo The Dog-Faced Boy, Jim Milton Malone, and a contortionist getting into a fight and then diving over the edge of the circus boat.
C) My goddamned knee and elbow after wiping out on my goddamned new bike on a goddamned railroad track on the goddamned bike path in the goddamned rain!
Goddammit.
Hint:
Comments
Manure happens
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger.
Put some syrup on that 'son of a b*&%#h!
Dad
Posted by: Dad | June 2, 2006 11:09 AM
D) The Aristocrats!
Posted by: arrmac | June 2, 2006 11:59 AM
arrmac: you owe me a new keyboard. mine is now covered with the water that shot out of my nose after reading your comment.
Posted by: majorsteel | June 2, 2006 3:09 PM
Ooops...! Sorry, Major Steel. There's no way to warn you about these things.
Posted by: arrmac | June 2, 2006 5:31 PM