I feel like even more of a iconoclastic rebel for going with a retro single-blade shaver recently. Even The Economist is chiming on blade-proliferation with an amusing article that applies Moore’s Law to razor development.
And since I have The Onion on the brain, here’s “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades”
What part of this don’t you understand? If two blades is good, and three blades is better, obviously five blades would make us the best fucking razor that ever existed. Comprende?
